{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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