{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}
{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
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