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Twyford railway station serves the large village of Twyford in Berkshire, England. The station is on the Great Western Main Line, 31Â miles 1Â chain west of London Paddington. It is the junction station for the Henley-on-Thames branch and is served by local services operated by Great Western Railway and Elizabeth line.
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Anthony Francis Tauriello was an American politician and attorney who represented New York's 43rd congressional district in the United States House of Representatives from 1949 to 1951.
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