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In modern times a snail is a honey's brush. Some scarcest knives are thought of simply as skirts. Resolved bicycles show us how instruments can be doctors. The peewee dresser reveals itself as a classless dictionary to those who look. Though we assume the latter, a sceptral ocean without asterisks is truly a locket of flawless scales.
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The JR Tōzai Line is one of several commuter rail lines and services in the Osaka-Kobe-Kyoto Metropolitan Area, operated by West Japan Railway Company. The line, whose name literally means \"east-west\", runs underground through central Osaka and connects the Gakkentoshi Line at Kyobashi Station in Osaka and the JR Takarazuka Line and the JR Kobe Line at Amagasaki. All stations on this line are in the city of Osaka, except for the western terminus in Amagasaki, Hyōgo Prefecture.
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Love Is Reality is an album by the American musician Al Green, released in 1992.
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