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Mack Ray Edwards was an American child molester and serial killer who molested and murdered at least six children in Los Angeles County, California, between 1953 and 1970. Sentenced to death, he hanged himself in his prison cell.
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CarnEvil is a 1998 light-gun shooter arcade game released by Midway Games. It is often noted for its heavy use of graphic violence and dark humor. Despite it being Midway Games' most successful light gun shooter, it has never been released on home consoles.
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